HIP-HOME-LESS

It seems the unemployment situation has now infiltrated that once-thought un-infiltratable bastion of society: the hipsters.

Yes- hard those working, diligent hipsters are now having to pound the pavement, searching desperately for any kind of work they can find to provide themselves with much needed studded white belts, ironic neon sunglasses and metrosexual hair ungents.

Wait...

What's that you say?
Most hipsters never had jobs in the first place?

Oh. That explains why I frequently see them out riding bikes enjoying the sunshine, being ironic, or getting a lazy afternoon coffee at 1PM on a Wednesday while I'm running across the street to get a ream of printing paper, a banana, or a pen from the local stop n' shop so I can get back to my desk and work more.

Ah well- back at it, you merry life-lovers. Job-shmob... Live that life as carefully ironic as you can; you only get one, man.